He would have liked to speak;
but there were no words. Not even in Shakespeare.

supercalifraginatural:

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

Don’t forget she doesn’t like children named after flowers and her other child’s name is fucking POPPY

surprisebitch:

image

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

welcomee-to-my-silly-lifee:

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

Yay I found a job

welcomee-to-my-silly-lifee:

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

Yay I found a job

mj-g-gavilan:

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

Related: Useful Children’s Books for People in Their 20s

I am sooo done lol

onthelosingside:

girlwithalessonplan:

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life.

toujours-merde:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

He was de-lighted…

hocus-your-pocus:

The real story

mosswyrm:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

what. i call shenanigans

mosswyrm:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

what. i call shenanigans